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Absolute Kim

Initial Review: 2008-07-22

Last Update: 2008-07-30


  • Quantity
    12.0 / 15
  • Quality
    11.0 / 15
  • Update Freq.
    6.5 / 10
  • Exclusivity
    10.0 / 10
  • Entertainment
    7.5 / 10
  • Downloadability
    5.0 / 5
  • Extras
    3.5 / 5

Cost / Markup

  • Value/Money
    14.0 / 20
  • Markup
    0.0 / 5


  • Navigation
    3.0 / 5
  • Design
    3.0 / 5

Final Score


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  • Kim's journal updates every four days.
  • Exclusive, true amateur content.
  • Bonus access to many other swinger/amateur sites included.
  • Very personal members area with lots of good browse features.
  • Huge collection already online.
  • Some kinky fetish action shown.
  • Entertaining.


  • Video quality could need an update.
  • More video options would be nice.
  • Design is very amateurish and not that great.
  • Updates are coming in but the schedule is a bit erratic.
  • Photos cannot be download on .zip format.

Bottom Line

  • Absolute Kim runs a tight ship. Kim is a truly kinky babe running a very entertaining amateur swinging site. In combo with the same-niche bonus sites a very good deal if you like what you see.

The Facts



Secondary Categor(ies):

Swingers, Amateur


Details: Erratic

Join Options:

Credit Card, Check


$24.95 (1 Month, recurs at $19.95 / month)
$29.95 (1 Month, Non-Recurring)
$49.95 (3-Months, Recurring)
$99.95 (6-Months, Non-Recurring)


No DRM license restrictions.


250 photo sets (avg. 50 pictures)
Hi-Res: Y | Different Sizes: N | ZIP Files: N | Slideshow: N
Image Resolutions: 1800x1179, 1024x680 and 1155x768 (Hi Res)


157 video sets (avg. 8 minutes)
Downloadable: Y | Streams: N | One-File Downloads: N | Multi-Bandwidth: N | Vid Caps: Y
Average movie size: 20MB (1-File WMV HI), 10MB (1-File WMV LOW)

contentCALC [?]:

As of today, 2024-05-23, there should be 446 video sets available

contentCALC accuracy:

for this site is currently not available (too soon to verifiy accuracy).

Video Format(s):

WMV High: 640x420, 700 kbps
WMV Low: 320x240, 501 kbps

More Content Details:

Condoms used in scenes: No
Download Limit: No specific information found.
Download Speed: 430 KB/s (reviewers max: 527 KB/s / 4219 kbps).
Content Exclusivity: Everything is 100% exclusive.
Model Index: No

7 out of 25 available features shown.

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This Absolute Kim review is based on the facts / status when written /updated on 2008-07-30:

The Site
Absolute Kim is a solo BDSM site of a real bisexual MILF – a swinger and a femdom advocate from Georgia, USA. She is well educated and has a career in Financial Investment Banking. Kim is in her mid 30's now and she stands 5'8” tall. Her measurements are 36D-30-36, and is all natural.
Kim's site is all about swinging, BDSM, and femdom. She loves torturing her slave's balls, she loves drinking her own piss, loves fisting herself and inserting huge phallic objects in her holes. Any activity that would hurt her slaves are what you will see in this extreme solo site.

- Exclusive, true amateur content. Kim's documented adventures can only be seen on AbsoluteKim. NO other sites carry Kim's video and photo contents. Everything is said to be 100% exclusive.
- Huge collection already online. There are about 250 photo sets with an average number of 50 pictures in each set. Do the math and you'll get 12,500 pictures all in all. Absolute Kim also has 157 videos in its archives ready to be downloaded anytime.
- Bonus Sites Offered. With Absolute Kim's membership you will enjoy free access to other sites like Jean Swing, Anna's Funhouse, Rico Shades, Diamond Pierce, Gia Marie, Seductive Wife, 18 Amy, Ashley and Chad, Amber Foxx, and Big Dicks Roadtrips just to name a few.
- Lots Of Extras. She does cam shows, but not at the moment since she’s still recuperating from a back injury she had. You enter the “Slave Cage” and you'll enjoy things about slavery, fetishes (art, forum archive, DVDs), BDSM humor and more. She even shares some recipes and members can share their own recipes as well. There's XXX Fun Stuff which includes wallpapers, humor, MP3s, downloadables, games, and a lot more. There are so many things that Absolute Kim offers it's better if you check them out yourself.
- Chance To Win DVDs. Mistress Kim holds a contest in humiliation. If she likes the way you humiliate her slave then you can win a Kim DVD of your choice.

- Slow Updates. Though absolute Kim has ample of content inside, I believe that it is suffering from slow updates. I think that by now it should have more number of video and photo content than what it is offering today. As of this review, it updates 1 video set within 20 days or so, and this is pathetically slow. This is the reason why I believe that it should be offering a lot more content than what it presently has in its archives.
- Video quality could need an update. A resolution of 640x420, 700 kbps and 320x240, 501 kbps is not at par with today’s standards. For you to say a video has good quality, it must have a bit rate of at least 2000 kbps and above. A 1000 kbps bit rate is already considered average these days, what more if it is lower than this?
- More video options would be nice. The videos being offered here are in WMV video format only. It would be nice if they add some other video formats such as .AVI, MPEG, Real Time, Quick Time, and MP4. It would also be great if they also include video streaming, particularly Flash streaming.
- Design is very amateurish and not that great. They didn't give much attention to Absolute Kim's site design. Thus, it made me feel that they're not really into pleasing their clients. The design is not that bad, though I believe that it can be a lot better.
- Photos cannot be download on .zip format. Well, you have to endure downloading the pictures one by one. It's tedious, but it's the only way, unless, the people behind absolute Kim provide a zip file feature for downloading pictures.

AbsoluteKim is a fun amateur BDSM site. If you like this swinging MILF who’s extremely adventurous, then you are looking for Kim. Absolute Kim gives absolute entertainment and for a reasonable price. As I mentioned above, Absolute Kim offers a lot of stuff that you need to check out yourself to appreciate it.

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Review Log:

2008-08-09: Absolute Kim review added.
2008-07-29: AbsoluteKim.com added to database, Quick Facts added, Sample Absolute Kim galleries added, contentCALC activated.
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