The Minion review

The Minion

Initial Review: 2008-08-21

Last Update: 2015-02-26

Just when you think being a big fat slob won't get you laid, comes this guy! watch this horny slob fuck tons of gorgeous girls in a rowdy and messy hardcore fashion.


  • Quantity
    9.0 / 15
  • Quality
    12.0 / 15
  • Update Freq.
    7.0 / 10
  • Exclusivity
    10.0 / 10
  • Entertainment
    8.5 / 10
  • Downloadability
    5.0 / 5
  • Extras
    3.5 / 5

Cost / Markup

  • Value/Money
    14.0 / 20
  • Markup
    0.0 / 5


  • Navigation
    3.0 / 5
  • Design
    3.5 / 5

Final Score


Out of 100


  • All exclusive content.
  • 20 bonus sites thrown it to provide a big bang for your buck.
  • Good amount of episodes online.
  • Highly entertaining niche concept.
  • Updates do come.
  • Videos can be downloaded in one file or per clip.
  • Multi-bandwidth movies are available in good quality.


  • UPDATE (2014-09-01): Same amount of content since last review; site is rotating content.
  • No other downloadable formats available for videos, aside from WMV.

Bottom Line

  • The Minion is great if you enjoy this type of messy hardcore content. I enjoyed it a lot and am sure that such rare, exclusive content can justify the relatively high membership price.

The Facts



Secondary Categor(ies):

Fetish, Hardcore, Wet And Messy, Videos


Details: Rotating content (see CONS).
Dated Content: Yes

Join Options:

Credit Card, Check


$34.99 (1 Month, Recurring)
$59.99 (3-Months, Recurring)


No DRM license restrictions.


No cross-sales.


160 photo sets (avg. 100 pictures)
Hi-Res: Y | Different Sizes: N | ZIP Files: Y | Slideshow: N
Image Resolutions: 1200x1600 (High Res), 720x480 (screencaps)


160 video sets (avg. 30 minutes)
Downloadable: Y | Streams: Y | One-File Downloads: Y | Multi-Bandwidth: Y | Vid Caps: Y
Average movie size: 70MB (1/3-File High WMV), 10MB (1/15-File Medium WMV)

Video Format(s):

WMV High: 640x360, 1565 kbps
WMV Medium: 450x330, 960 kbps
Flash: 685x405, bitrate unknown

Video Skip:

Can skip ahead. Short buffer.

Other Vid Details:

No music. Small watermark.

More Content Details:

Content Rotation: No, true update schedule.
Download Limit: No specific information found.
Condoms used in scenes: Yes
Content / Model categorization: by name, by date, by rating

Content Exclusivity:

Everything is 100% exclusive.

Download Speed:

420 KB/s (reviewers max: 527 KB/s / 4219 kbps).

Logging In:

Only log in required. Videos don't re-entry of username and password. Saved after closing browser.

Model Appearance:

Mostly white with a few ethnic women. Most are professional. From thin to curvy body types.

Model info:

Ages 18-30. Mostly US-based.
Model Index: Yes
Number of Models: 170

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This The Minion review is based on the facts / status when written /updated on 2009-05-11:

The Site
The Minion proves to be a very interesting and funny food and sex fetish site. Sleazy D, an obnoxious fat guy, poses as a gluttonous pimp whose idea of dirty talk is doing a stand up comedy act while having sex. He fucks a lot of pretty models and these models smear food all over his body while he is being fucked like crazy.

- All exclusive fetish contents. I believe the contents are pretty exclusive. I've never seen this kind of fetish, with the chubby one, on any other sites.
- Good volume of video and movie episodes online. As of this review, there are already 88+ sets of high-res images ready to be downloaded and 88+ videos with 30 minutes of run time each, already online.
- Multi-bandwidth movies are available in good quality. You can download nice quality videos here. High WMV video formats are offered in 640x480 with a bit rate of 1160 kbps.
- Very Good Quality Pictures In Different Kinds of Picture Sets. Members would be happy to know that the quality of their main photo sets in here is quite good. Offered in 1600x1070 (High Res) quality, members would surely enjoy a good number of sex and food fetish images. You won't only see the usual photo sets like other sites offer, The Minion also included screencaps and 4 panel sets (pictures divided into 4 sections having different images in it).
- Members can also sort scenes. Members of The Minion have freedom to sort scenes on their own by using the provided sorting tools. They can sort scenes by: Newest scenes, highest rating, the member's own rating, and scenes the member hasn't rated yet. This can make search a bit easier.

- Sometimes The Scenes are Not Funny Anymore. There are times when Sleazy D's yakking really works, but there are times that I feel that he should just shut his trap. And regarding the cameraman/director in the background , it is ok when he laughs everytime Sleazy D cracks a really funny joke or witty remark, but when he starts shouting or commanding what the models should do, he kinda ruins that moment. Maybe just by signaling them what to do might work better.
- Slow Update. Though The Minion updates regularly, I still think that 1 update per week is kinda slow. It would be a lot better for them to update more often maybe 4 to 7 times a week or just add more content every time. The Minion updates about 5 to 10 new videos and photosets per update.
- It would be nice if videos can be streamed. Not everybody is dying to download movies. Some just want to view it and get on with their lives. Some dislike storing porn materials in their PCs and opt to just stream it.
- No option for ZIP downloads of image sets. Someday this site is going to grow a lot bigger and downloading pictures one by one would be a tedious task on the members' part. Well, even as of this review that the content is not that big yet, members will already be having a hard time downloading images one by one.
- has sister sites, but you have no access to any of them. There are ten other sites under The Minion's network. It is quite frustrating to learn that The Minion doesn't offer any bonus sites at all, especially when it has 10 sister sites with niches ranging from blowjobs, interracial, amateur, and solo models.
- No other formats available for videos aside from WMV. The Minion only offers WMV video format. Your only choice is either to download the videos in clips or in full (broad band or mid-band). It would be great if they add other video formats for members to fully enjoy their stay.
- Some Photo Sets Are Not Complete. Unfortunately, some models lack content that other models have. Like the images for example. Some models have High-Res pictures, screencaps, and 4 panel pics all at the same time, while other models lack either screencaps or 4 panel pics or both.
- Quite Pricey. The main concern. I find TheMinion a bit on the expensive side. Having a price of $34.99 for 30 day access is quite expensive since The Minion doesn't offer access to its 10 sister sites and it's not that big yet. Some sites offer a lot of bonus sites at a lower cost.

TheMinion is one of the few weird sites that I really enjoyed a lot. I like the obnoxiousness of Sleazy D, it is something one can laugh about. He is a loveable obnoxious guy, something that is hard to mix. I'd definitely recommend it if $34.99 for 30 days - with no free access to not even one of its 10 sister sites - is alright with you. For those who are already a member of The Minion, Direct Tech, Inc. is giving a special 1-day trial membership offer for only $1 to each of the sites under this company.

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Review Log:

2015-02-27: Quick Facts updated.
2014-07-14: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC removed.
2010-10-04: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC reset.
2009-05-25: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2009-05-11: Quick Facts updated, contentCALC verified.
2008-09-12: The Minion review posted.
2008-08-23: added to database, Quick Facts added, contentCALC activated.
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